The sperm eats the egg so it can gain strength and grow into a baby — Charlie Kelly (via billboardbb)
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whenever i feel unattractive i just look at this picture of robert pattinson
why do we use :o when ö exists
Twerk Your Turkey… Twerk it Riiiiiight!
Wtf did you just say?
THIS BODY GODDAMN
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